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John Smith Solo Traveller

"We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down. So turn the volume loud. 'Cause it's mayhem 'til the A.M.. So, baby, make just like K-Fed. And let yourself go, let yourself go. Say "Got it!" before we kick the bucket. Life's too short to not go for broke. So everybody, everybody, go berserk, grab your vial, yeah."

Ben Kenobi Experienced biker

” They start for the Millennium Falcon. Ben sees the troops charging toward him and realizes that he is trapped. Vader takes advantage of Ben's momentary distraction and brings his mighty lightsaber down on the old man. Ben manages to deflect the blow and swiftly turns around."

Ivan Semenov Rider

”Four loko mlkshk banh mi cred seitan fanny pack cardigan keytar chillwave quinoa pour-over Brooklyn single-origin coffee Williamsburg wayfarers kale chips yr vinyl plaid blog beard whatever raw denim irony Vice McSweeney's 90's Etsy Carles 3 wolf moon cray flexitarian meh lo-fi mumblecore normcore dreamcatcher Kickstarter"

Mace Windu Cyclist

”I will write some great placeholder text – and nobody writes better placeholder text than me, believe me – and I’ll write it very inexpensively. I will write some great, great text on your website’s Southern border, and I will make Google pay for that text. Mark my words."